I was walking and this pidgeon started flying at me and then it just bashes me in the chest.
That’s a pidgey. It used tackle on me. I’m confused.
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The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
I need masculism because I am afraid.
you should be
wip of emedox’s prize (1 of 3).
i got asks requesting a bigger version of the pirate tavris wip heh so here
MUST H4V3 SH4D3S TO JO1N >:O
guess who is owned by Microsoft
OH MY GOD IT’S TRUE
(Source: wandercaren, via ririchiyoh)
do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts
I had to walk to another room
how do i tell my cat she’s adopted
wait til a frost giant grabs her paw and she turns blue.
im sure this makes sense to some fandom somewhere