ryukotatsuma:

kaiju-emperor:

6lackranger:

The commentary got me rollin!!! 😂😂😂

*Pause mid sentence to glance at the tire on the ground* “I don’t where the fuck that came from.”

girlwholovesturtles:

the-last-hair-bender:

xiaolapcheong:

gif87a-com:

NOPE.

I had 9 heart attacks from watching this

This is like watching seals in the water. It’s incredible how much they trust in their bodies to make those jumps.

I love the guy near the end who just waves them off, like whatever dude just get out of our building.

lem0uro:

THEY WERE JUST MEANT TO BE

thatneoncrisis:

thatneoncrisis:

thatneoncrisis:

You know it was probably for the best the Terezi was some recluse who lived in the woods and ate live squirrel meat because if she actively participated in society with other teals they would have fucking necked themselves

She shows up to the meeting 20 minutes late in footie pajamas and light up sketchers and plays Zelda throughout the whole thing but no one can say shit because she got a 375 on her bar exam

Some exhausted teal co-worker: do have the file I asked for

Terezi, on her third box of chalk that week: OH FUCK Y34H

Co-worker, upon being handed an report written in gel pen and covered in glitter that will somehow be the most skilled and competently written thing he’s read all month:

thecollectibles:

Art by Sasha Vinogradova

mayhem444:

DRAGON QUEEN 

seasnipper:

catchymemes:

Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse

Where fruits can be cubes

Where people keep left

And lamps have different brightness for double beds

People queue up in lines

Applies to stickers too

Where what you get is the same as the poster

you get waved goodbye..?

Relieving both mind and body

Yup.

Smooth train operator

No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied

When you need an extra hand

For the selfiestas

Brolly holders

Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream

Think diagonal

And anytime u need to soak your feet

Where you raise responsible adults, not brats

And luggage is organised in color codes

When you need help after the condom broke

Instant sanitary gratification

Why they are so welcome at football matches

Where water is that clean in the drains

Nuff said

Source: imgur.com

Japanese people been living in 3018

heardinthewasteland:

Nick: The ferals can be really aggressive. So it’s important to take all necessary precautions when approaching.

Hancock, in the background: [beeps air horn at feral] GET FUCKED!

pokemon-i-choose-you:

I’m fucking 10 years old just push me and run